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… so as we say a huge goodbye to the teens, we gotta give a big warm welcome to the 'Twenteens' ;) Ha! Getting old is old stuff lol ... and naturally we wish you a healthy and prosperous start to the new decade, I wonder where it's gonna take us?
Oh, and if you think it’s quiet in December let’s not forget, it’s time for work’s parties, warm-up for Christmas Parties, Christmas parties, New Year parties and Fancy Dress parties and lots of Christmas markets, festivals, live gigs and naturally we’ll all be getting together with family and friends, to eat too much, drink too much, and with a bit of luck enjoy a little sex on the beach ? … calm down, it’s just a cock tale
It’s the season for exhibitions and festivals and summer closing parties and winter opening parties and if you think Cyprus is dead, you should look again … sure it’s quieter than the summer, and many bars and clubs closed early this year, doubling up their Halloween Party with their closing party, any excuse to get rid of all the booze in stock, lol ... and, if I hear you say there's nothing to do, I'll put you on the next flight home ...
There’s Live music events and festivals everywhere and closing parties and opening parties all over the place, and we’ll see a few more pubs, bars, cafes, and clubs staying open, with many swinging towards the local market. So, if you get invited to any 'end of season' or 'opening' parties make sure you go … it’ll be rude not to!
Another reason is there’s a distinct lack of 5 to 16 year old’s on the beach, making room for the older crew, the party weathered lot, who really know how to party! All the mature boobs are out on the beach, and why not? The restaurants are in their element, as the Island of Love captures all those romantic couples, who’ll eventually end up getting married here, making Cyprus the number one place to get Wed in Europe!!!
So its August, it’s guaranteed to be hot, well over 40°C, in the shade, and that means it’s time to remind you to drink more water, if you’re out in the sun for long durations you’ll need at least 3 litres a day … and if you think that’s loads, my good friend Craig of Bungee Down Under fame used to drink 8 litres a day and not pee, hmm take note! So if you only get one tip from this page I hope it's this one ...
... of course it's peak season, it’s hot, the temperature will reach over 40°C by mid-July, even the cold water isn't really cold enough, sunrise is about 5.30 am and it’s not getting dark 'til almost 8.30 pm, there's UV paint parties, beach parties, foam parties and pool parties all over the place, and the 70 day club war is well and truly underway, with some massive names coming to spin their mix.
... and it's still not dark by 8.30 pm, the sea is now officially warm enough for the locals to get in and the quilt came off a week ago so we're sleeping under a sheet for the next few months, oh and as we come to the end of strawberry season, in comes the pipless watermelons, with a slice of fresh Halloumi for breakfast, hmm, we're so spoilt in paradise!
I've had to attend loads of closing parties and then, opening parties, and as always it's been fun! hic!, it’s a hard job, but someone's gotta do it? May should see the last few places opening, so don’t panic you can still join me at a few … Stay tuned to our facebook page for more …
... so if you're starting your summer tan, there's no better place to be in Europe, coz as usual we've got the best weather, blended with finest beaches. Ayia Napa and Protaras Beaches being voted 1st and 3rd respectively by Trip Advisor and with and the nicest sea I've ever had the pleasure to swim in, licensing hours that are as good as all day, not too good for the tan, one of the world's top club scenes, and that amazing home from home feeling, mmm !